IS THIS YOU?

Are you racking your future-rock-star brain to conceive of that one perfect name for your band? Huh? Really, you can tell us. We won't make fun of you.

Seriously.

Not even a little.

It's not your fault that your ears are plagued with tinnitus, or that your mind is weary from writing all those ooh-baby-baby lyrics. We at MTP are here to help. Click any of the "magic letter" buttons at left for one of thousands of so-far unused monikers for your perusal, 100% free. So go get your bass player's girlfriend- you know, the one who took that course in computer stuff- to help you with the mouse, and be nameless no longer.

BONUS- Pretty much all of these can be used as song titles as well, if you're that creatively constipated. Enjoy!
Live on stage, it's... uh... um...
If you use one and snag a record deal from some corporate butt-boy, or if you happen to fart a name out yourself, please E-mail us and tell us all about it.

Now MAKE US PROUD!

(MTP is not responsible for wherever in God's name these things came from, or whether you thought the same one up in Algebra class, or whatever. This material copyright 2005 Mike The Pod [Matthew M. Anderson].)

Congratulations to EAT THE LABEL for finding a name with the help of Mike the Pod. Best of luck.