"CLASSIC" FLASH ANIMATIONS

Here they are, ordered newest to oldest. Please note that earlier than Tiniest Restaurant, I didn't have a Wacom tablet yet, and I was drawing and scanning elements piece by piece. Look around, you may notice a familiar character or two. Sound quality may be occasionally subpar. These suckers have been viewed a zillion times, ALL OVER THE WORRRRRLLLLD!!

He so DAMN STUPID!
ANIMALS ARE F***ING CRAZY (2004)

Documentarian James Whackler turns his lens this time not to supermen, but instead the animal kingdom. The results are f***ing crazy.

First appearance: Ikea. 1.50MB.

WE LOVE YOU!
MAGIC BELLY BEARS (2004)

They're cute 'n cuddly, they can use the magic icons on their bellies to summon objects from their magic inventory, and they bleed real, real good. Send them to someone you love/hate!

Valentine's Day E-card (313KB)

And what will you be having today?
THE TINIEST RESTAURANT IN THE WORLD (2003)

An inspiring and ongoing saga documenting the the successes and failures of a rare American visionary. Plus old people are brutalized.

I (1.04MB) - II (1.27MB) - III (2.06MB)

Junta junta baby.
JOHN'S ARM IV: ARMED AND DANGEROUS (2003)

Six months in the making (heh), John's Arm's latest adventure has more Easter Eggs than a church picnic. It's got aliens with grotesquely large genitalia, too. And squirrels. Don't bring the kids.
3.89MB. A mutha.

Sordid Hollow. Feel the love.
SORDID HOLLOW (2003)

Imagine a pastoral valley filled with all manner of cute li'l animals rustling about. Wait... oh my GOD, what are they DOING? Yikes! Anyway, here's the Sordid Hollow Easter Special! Recut with a cleaver to make it in time for the holiday. Special appearance by Bear W.S.G.
396KB.

Bear With Searing Gas Pain. Help him help YOU.
ASK BEAR WITH SEARING GAS PAIN (2002)
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Got a problem? Tell it to a wild bear with a bad case of flatulence. Before you know it, you'll be leaving your troubles on your doorstep and strolling down the sunny side of the street. Scout's honor!
352KB.

John's Arm III: Brothers In Arms. Three times the flying appendages, three times the bitch-slapping.
JOHN'S ARM III: "BROTHERS IN ARMS" (2002)

The third installment in the JA troika, introducing John's Arm's arch-enemy, Lefty. Recently there've been some offers to license John's Arm. This is known as "commercial suicide".
First appearance of Nameless and Henchmen!
2.38MB.

John's Arm II: Arm Candy. John's Arm gives evil the finger.
JOHN'S ARM II: "ARM CANDY" (2002)

Who says Disney gets all the dumb, unnecessary sequels? Learn what hijinks ensue when a man with a superhero for a right arm tries to get him some "pootie". And you thought it was tough for you.
Original appearance of Commander Bonk!
952KB.

A Word From Our Sponsor. Fifty points if you guess what's in the cup.
A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR (2002)

For those who don't live at the Earth's core, here's a taste of MTP-TV, commercials and all. Hey, we gotta pay the bills too. Quit snickering. We're not sell-outs.
507KB: 2 Toons in 1.

Moonlight Sonata. Take in a little culture, why don't you.
MOONLIGHT SONATA (2002)
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Never let it be said that we here at Mike the Pod don't have class. Just look at this one. I think you'll find we're just sloppin' over with class, matey. So stick that in your hat and smoke it. 434KB.

John's Arm. Great heroes aren't born, they're picked. Just like boogers.
JOHN'S ARM! (2001)

John isn't a superhero...but his right arm is! Watch as John's arm saves a faraway planet from destruction with some real sleight-of-hand!
1.8MB: the Original Short.

Brunch With A Supervillain. And not one of the bastiches left a tip.
BRUNCH WITH A SUPERVILLAIN (2001)

Ever dreamed of sharing a hearty mid-morning meal with an ill-tempered, devious psychopath bent on conquest? Well, DREAM NO LONGER!
1.18MB: Sound is not great.

Elric, The Magical Elf. Sleeping with one eye open is always a good safety precaution.
ELRIC, THE MAGICAL ELF (2001)

Seems like the friggin' holidays are always just around the corner, so here's the antidote to all that gooey saccharine "holiday spirit" everybody who didn't have a shitty childhood keeps yammering about. 707KB.

How To Shave. And be a man and use a real razor, for god's sake.
INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO #788: HOW TO SHAVE (2001)

Have you spent your life wondering how to trim them god-awful whiskers from your chinny-chin-chin? Look no further: the answer is in this 1963 short from the MTP Vaults. And get a haircut too, hippie. 429KB.

Ultra Ocho: The Man With Eight Bionic Hearts. Batman and Robin need not fear the competition.
ULTRA OCHO: THE MAN WITH 8 BIONIC HEARTS (2001)

Hey, if you had eight bionic hearts, and could kick anybody short of God's ass, wouldn't you be a little shit too? (Try refreshing it if it doesn't work the first time. It was my first preloader, for frig's sake.) 847KB.

Visit With Grandpa. Quality time, before we ship his wrinkly old ass off to the home.
VISIT WITH GRANDPA (2001)

Just your basic, idyllic afternoon between two young boys and their beloved grandfather. You could almost put it on a Hallmark card. Maybe if you were sending it to a sick freak in a diaper. 337KB.

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